Title of First Book: "Wut: The Alex Story"
keeping the snow flakes because i forgot what the code was :3
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mouthfullofaydan:

221timeywimey:

So I slowed down the podcast on YouTube.

Burnie burns? More like burnie blaze.

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mirahxox:

carlyisaround:

ryanjamesyezak:

This Anna Kendrick Little Mermaid SNL sketch is impossible to find (NBC ran into some legal issues with Disney)… watch while you can!

"Why would I need your hair? Mine is GORGEOUS! I mean it’s white, slicked straight up, & buzzed on the sides."

Dear NBC, it was worth every penny.

ohhhhhmyyyyyyyygodddddddd
this is too fantastic for words.

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I hope that one day
someone mirrors back
the love you’ve been
planning to give ever
since you were little;
you might think that love
wasn’t invented for you,
but that’s only because
some people decided to
corrupt your mind with
fake images that broke
your spirit.

My sister needed some
reassurance from my
father, and less criticism
from my mother. But,
they left their job up to
the television and magazines,
which forced my sister
to desperately look for
imperfections on every
inch of her body.

And the people responsible for
all of this misery and self-doubt
are in Hawaii, tanning with
their secretary, while their wife
gets drunk at home and fucks
the pool guy; these people
have fat bank accounts
because of an endless sea of
tears from girls like my sister…
and I hope that the bastards
rot in fucking hell.

By Turn it off - Julian Budani (via youshouldacceptchaos)