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houndsofbalthazar:

I think tumblr is one of the places most saturated with people who will delight upon seeing any creature. I am very thankful for this website allowing me to indulge in delight at creatures.

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toothsalad:

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    • #*anguished cries to the economy gods*
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leporellian:

leporellian:

my exact aesthetic is “mid 2000s-era birthday party at strange, somewhat ratty kids’ entertainment facility”

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that’s what i’m talking about babey….

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nyancrimew:

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clitfisto:

clitfisto:

peeling those sour rainbow gummy strips into long thin strings and putting them into cheap energy drink to create something im calling battery acid spaghetti will update once ive finished it

dont do this

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I really hope its not too bad bc i actually love both components.

it forms a dry skin at the top made of the sour pellets. not a great start.

tastes really good actually. i also feel like i am about to explode.

do not do this.

Unanimous consensus: Do not do this

Other people: Hold on I’m about to do this

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Rip to y'all, but I’m built different. Trying this tonight

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Best I can do with what I have (I’m at work rn)

Oh that is a… fascinating smell

Don’t do this

i think i’ll try this tomorrow actually, it can’t be that bad, im sure ive made worse cursed foods before

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setsobsessions:

As a person who is dying for book recommendations: What is a book you picked up randomly that you heard nothing about previously that blew you away?

I feel like we all have at least one hidden gem we stumbled upon.

Please reblog with your books in the tags :)

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    • #the Cradle series by Will Wight
    • #hadnt heard of the guy hadnt gotten any recs bro wasnt even in my local library at the time
    • #but i had a gifted audible credit and time to waste
    • #anyway i have the 12th book preordered and my post school year events planned around its release
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sonic06apologist:

Just listen to Korn there ya go

    • #ERUUU m-DATDAT UM DAT
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bairenalenko:

maestrosigma:

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excellent names on the enemy team tonight

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vaspider:

megapope:

“can’t shake the devil’s hand and say you’re only kidding” is the most concise and powerful dismissal of people who are “jokingly” racist and i can’t believe it’s from a They Might Be Giants song

Man, They Might Be Giants has always been political.

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rebeccabinch:

okay new one tag with the funniest red flag you see in the person you rbed it from

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    • #any of your keysmashes to be honest
    • #if theyre short enough i have to think 'good god what new aged acronym have i aged out of instinctively knowing'
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evilvillain123456789:

uncle bitch said it’s MY turn to play with his zippo

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ant-inous:

how many languages did your middle school* offer? (and what were they!)

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*for non americans, that’s what you attend between the ages ~11-14 btw

    • #they offered spanish and french
    • #which ill be honest is a strange combination in costal texas
    • #one makes sense and the other assumes youre gonna travel to quebec soon
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naamahdarling:

Hyperfixating on your own OC is so frustrating. Nobody else wants to rotate them in their minds the way you do and if you talk too much about it they can get impatient and exasperated.

My poor blorbo. Unloved by all but me and to a lesser extent my boyfriend. My blorbo OC is so amazing and I can’t explain it to anyone else.

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lmaonade:

there is always some fucking laundry and dust and some other shit

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BEAT THEM THE WAY THE ROMANS BEAT CHRIST

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kadzhi:

Hey guys I typically dojn’t make posts like this but today I was playing Minecraft and cutting down a birch tree and a skeleton walked out of a cave. I’ve been dealing with skeleton for a while now and thought I should warn people about their behavior so I made this google doc in case others come in contact with minecraft skeleton too. please share to spread thew ord to stay safe

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